Penghasut meng-hasut

Apa yang kami laki bini perasan, FB ni kan (matik lah..mcm teda kerja lain ja selain FB.. Ariana sila jangan buat sajak puisi Papa, Mommy & Facebook ya?).. Ok berbalik kepada ayat yang belum habis tu, FB ni kan tempat orang meluah perasaan jugak, selain daripada mengapdet makan apa, bangun jam berapa, pegi kedai beli apa…

Kadang-kadang, orang meng-shout-out pasal kesedihan nya kerana tidak berjaya membeli ticket konsert Maher Zain.

Kadang-kadang, orang meng-shout-out pasal apa yang akan di buatnya pada hari itu.

Kadang-kadang, orang meng-shout-out tapi spelling error tapi masih tetap di LIKE oleh kawan.. Terima kasih kawan-kawan..hehe

Dan kadang-kadang jugak, ada para pengguna fB yang melahirkan perasaan marahnya/bencinya terhadap seseorang (anggap seja nama orang yang di marah/benci tu ialah X), dengan meng-shout-out kan di FB..

Then datanglah berduyun-duyunlah jugak rakan-rakan se-FB nya turut serta meng-join aktiviti kutuk mengutuk, marah-memarah serta anok-menganok si X tu.. Samada dorang saling kenal mengenali tu nda pasti lah.

Mereka seolah memarakkan lagi api kemarahan/kebencian si tuan punya shout out tadi.

Perangai membatu api.. Menghasut tu amalan siapa?

Ps: kalau saya tiba2 panas dalam FB, jangan menyampuk ya.. Kesukaan nanti diorang.. (diorang:syaitan)

I Love This Doctor!

Just for sharing purpose but pleaseeee… Do not trust this Doctor!!! hehe.. Enjoy..

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain…good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive
and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate
in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO,
what a ride!!”

AND…..For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.